Bludddddy 'ellll, no reports on here for a while eh? took my youngest g/daughter (4yrs) on her first fishing trip last week, just past the Saracens Head, I have an elasticated whip, not used in the bedroom yet

which she took to straight away, the week before she watched me in the local park fishing, I missed a couple of bites which prompted her 4yr old mate to utter..."you're carp!".... good job she was with my g/daughter
she was into perch and roach pretty quick, she'd have given Wokkie a run for his money

this was her first, a small perch you can just make out with a magnifying glass, yer can see the delight in her face.
She wanted to run to the small berthed boat 20 yards away, her float went under and I pulled in a chublet, the first I've ever seen in all the years of fishing the canal, what's that all about? won't be her last trip, lads.

Yer carnt wind a mushroom up.